Crime Scene Cleaner vs Thief Simulator
Crime Scene Cleaner is a simulation game from President Studio (2024) while Thief Simulator is an FPS open-world game from Noble Muffins (2018).
What each one is
Steam files Crime Scene Cleaner under Simulation. In contrast, it files Thief Simulator under FPS and Open-World.
Once you get tangled with the mob, you will forever be a part of the mob. At least they pay a decent salary and all you have to do is clean up after their dirty work, but you know what you’re doing. So clean crime scenes, earn as much money as you can, and get ready for the next mission.
Become the best thief. Gather intel, steal things and sell them to buy hi-tech equipment. Do everything that a real thief does.
At a glance
| Crime Scene Cleaner | Thief Simulator | |
|---|---|---|
| GamingPickz Score | 8.3/10 | 7.7/10 |
| Steam rating | Overwhelmingly Positive (98%, 34,147) | Very Positive (88%, 39,806) |
| Critic aggregate | No aggregate | No aggregate |
| Price | $21.89 | $19.99 |
| Install size | 35 GB | 5 GB |
| Steam Deck | playable | playable |
| Released | 2024 | 2018 |
| Developer | President Studio | Noble Muffins |
Prices and Steam ratings are read live and move over time.
Crime Scene Cleaner vs Thief Simulator, point by point
Each facet side by side. A round is marked won only where a figure settles it; feel and "which is better" carry no mark, because no number we hold decides them.
Genre and premise
Crime Scene CleanerSimulation gameThief SimulatorFPS open-world gameWhat each is filed as. Each game describes itself in full above; we do not judge a premise.
How it plays
Crime Scene CleanerSimulation, Crime, GoreThief SimulatorSimulation, Stealth, CrimeThe tags players apply most, in order of votes. A read on feel, not a verdict.
Reception
Crime Scene Cleaner ✓Score 8.3 · 98% on SteamThief SimulatorScore 7.7 · 88% on SteamThe GamingPickz Score is a composite of player sentiment, critics and popularity, computed the same way for every game.
Content and scale
Crime Scene Cleaner34,147 reviews · 2 add-ons · 35 GBThief Simulator39,806 reviews · 2 add-ons · 5 GBReach and footprint, not quality: more reviews or a bigger install is not a better game.
Price
Crime Scene Cleaner$21.89Thief Simulator ✓$19.99Read live from Steam and subject to change.
On a Steam Deck
Crime Scene CleanerPlayableThief SimulatorPlayableValve's own Deck compatibility rating.
Across the rounds a number can settle, it is level at 1 each. Which one is "better" is the part no figure decides, so we leave it to what you want from the two.
The two on the grid
Compare the whole catalogueCrime Scene Cleaner and Thief Simulator on the axes the GamingPickz Score is built from, on the full 0 to 100 scale so each dot is its real position. Change either axis to compare them on any measure.
2 games have both
Players. The share of Steam reviews marked positive, pulled toward the catalogue average in proportion to how few reviews stand behind it. A game with 200 reviews moves a long way toward the average; one with 200,000 barely moves at all. Without this a title sitting at 100 percent on nine reviews outranks Half-Life 2 at 98 percent on 278,000.
Popularity. A blend of two things that are not the same. Audience is how many people wrote a Steam review, which is a floor on how many played it. Reach is how many language editions of Wikipedia document the game, which is cultural footprint rather than sales. A game can score high on one and low on the other: a huge free-to-play title has audience without reach, and a landmark console exclusive has reach without a Steam audience at all. Where both exist they are averaged; where only one does, that one carries it.
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How positions are decided
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Which to pick, by what you want
- The higher-rated of the two: Crime Scene Cleaner (GamingPickz Score 8.3)
- The cheaper right now: Thief Simulator ($19.99)
- Lighter on storage: Thief Simulator (5 GB)
What they have in common
Both are tagged by Steam players with:
SimulationCrimeSingleplayerFirst-PersonAtmosphericActionAdventureFunny
Where they differ
GoreRelaxingMatureLife SimWalking SimulatorViolent
Open WorldCo-opSandboxFPSRPGSilent Protagonist
Tags players apply to one game and not the other.
Difficulty and who each is for
By the tags players apply, Crime Scene Cleaner is relaxed, easy to pick up. Thief Simulator is middle-of-the-road on difficulty.
System requirements, side by side
| Crime Scene Cleaner | Thief Simulator | |
|---|---|---|
| Minimum GPU | GTX 1060 (Integrated Graphic Cards are not supported) | NVidia GeForce GTX 750 |
| Minimum CPU | i5-7500 | Intel Core i5 |
| Minimum RAM | 16 GB | 8 GB |
| Install size | 35 GB | 5 GB |
Can your PC run them? Check each against your own kit: Crime Scene Cleaner · Thief Simulator.
Accessibility features
Steam store pages declare 1 accessibility feature for Crime Scene Cleaner and 1 for Thief Simulator. A declaration is a floor, not a review.
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Common questions
How different are Crime Scene Cleaner and Thief Simulator in scope?
Crime Scene Cleaner has drawn 34,147 Steam reviews, ships 2 add-ons and installs in 35 GB. Thief Simulator has drawn 39,806 Steam reviews, ships 2 add-ons and installs in 5 GB.
Is Crime Scene Cleaner or Thief Simulator better?
By the GamingPickz Score, Crime Scene Cleaner rates higher (8.3 to 7.7). That is a composite of player sentiment, the critic aggregate and popularity, not our taste. "Better" also depends on price, length and platform, which the table above lays out.
Which is cheaper, Crime Scene Cleaner or Thief Simulator?
Thief Simulator is cheaper right now at $19.99, against $21.89. Prices move, so this is read live from Steam and can change.
Do you rank one above the other for a fee?
No. Neither game, nor anyone else, pays for placement or a verdict here. The order and every figure come out of the same public data the rest of the site uses.
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How we compare, and what we will not do
The GamingPickz Score is a composite of player sentiment (adjusted for sample size), the critic aggregate and popularity, computed by the same code every ranked list on this site uses. The Steam rating label is Valve's own, reconstructed from the positive percentage and review count. Prices are read live. We do not write an opinion of which game is "better": we report the numbers and say which wins each measurable question above.